[season 01 episode 01]

Sheldon: It’s just a privilege to watch your mind at work.

Sheldon: 能观赏你的大脑工作我真是荣幸。

[season 01 episode 04]

Sheldon: I can’t believe he fired me.
Leonard: Well, you did call him a glorified high school science teacher whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.
Sheldon: In my defense, I prefaced that by saying “with all due respect”.

Sheldon: 我不相信他把我炒了。
Leonard: 好吧，你确实说了，他是个光荣的高中老师，他最近完成的实验就是点燃自己放的屁。
Sheldon: 作为辩护，我要说，我已经在正文前面加了“恕我冒昧”为序了。

[season 01 episode 04]

Sheldon: Pleased to meet you, Dr. Gablehauser. How fortunate for you that the university’s chosen to hire you, despite the fact that you’ve done no original research in 25 years, and instead have written a series of popular books that reduce the great concepts of science to a series of anecdotes, each one dumbed down to accommodate the duration of an average bowel movement.
Sheldon: Mahalo.

Sheldon: Gablehauser博士，很高兴认识您。您能被学校聘请真是幸事，25年来您没有发表任何研究成果，而是写了一些科普书，把科学的伟大概念贬低为一堆七卦八卦，每个都烂得可以，只够我们排便时消遣。
Sheldon: 谢谢（夏威夷语）。

[season 01 episode 02]

Leonard: For god’s sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?

Leonard: 天啊，Sheldon，是不是我每次说话都得举个讽刺牌啊。
Sheldon: 你还有个讽刺牌？