[season 01 episode 07]

Sheldon: I use the bathroom from 7:00 to 7:20, plan your ablutions and bodily functions accordingly.

Sheldon: 我每日7:00至7:20使用卫生间，据此计划好你的洗漱和生理机能。

[season 01 episode 07]

Leonard: Penny, you are on fire!
Penny: Yes, and so is Sheldon.
Sheldon: Okay, that’s it. I didn’t know how, but she is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.
[Sheldon leaving]
Penny: Wait, wait. Sheldon, come back. You forgot something.
Sheldon: What?
Penny: This plasma grenade.
[Bang!]
Penny: Ha! Look, it’s raining you!
Sheldon: You laugh now. You just wait until you need tech support.

Leonard: Penny, 你今天超神了！
Penny: 是哈，Sheldon都死得超鬼了！
Sheldon: 好，就这么地吧。我不知她怎么的，反正她肯定作弊了。没人能像她这么漂亮还打游戏打这么好。
[Sheldon回房间]
Penny: 等等，等等。Sheldon回来， 你忘了一样东西。
Sheldon: 什么？
Penny: 这个等离子手雷。
[梆！]
Penny: 哈！看！天上下Sheldon啦！
Sheldon: 你就乐吧。等着你需要技术支持那天的。

[season 01 episode 07]

Sheldon: But whoever’s her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience and not to mention the fact …
[Bang!]
Penny: Ha ha, there goes your head again.
Sheldon: OK. It’s not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who’s just respawned. You need to give them a chance to …
[Bang!]
Sheldon: Now, COME ON!

Sheldon: 但无论谁做她的队友都会因为她缺乏经验而被拖累，更别提她…
[梆！]
Penny: 哈哈，又是你的脑袋！
Sheldon: 好了，别人刚复活你就开枪是没有体育道德的。你得给人家一点时间…
[梆！]
Sheldon: 靠，来吧！

[season 01 episode 07]

Sheldon: Oooh. Penny, Penny, Penny.
Penny: Oooh, What, what, what?
Sheldon: This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve. There are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master not to mention an extremely intricate back story…
[Bang!]
Penny: Oh cool! Whose head did I just blow off?
Sheldon: … Mine.

Sheldon: 噢，Penny, Penny, Penny.
Penny: 喔，咋了，咋了，咋了？
Sheldon: 这可是个非常复杂的战争模拟游戏，里面有无数武器、战车和策略。更别提那错综复杂的故事背景…
[梆！]
Penny: 哇，酷！我刚刚爆了谁的脑袋？
Sheldon: …我的。

[season 01 episode 07]

Sheldon: No. The wheel was a great idea. Relativity is a great idea. This is a notion, and a rather sucky one at that.

Sheldon: 不。发明轮子是个好主意。相对论是个好主意。这只是一个突发奇想，而且还是非常糟糕的一个。